tIDbits

Filled up at my local Shell station this morning.
Somehow I think they have the wrong person working as a copy editor for their pump displays

THANK <OU FOR$ SHOPPING WITH UW TODEY. $

The New York Times: The Diluted Mystery of Absinthe starts out with a headline of “Care for an Absinthe? Ptooey!” which made me giggle.  But the best stuff I must quote:
If absinthe were a band, it would be Interpol, third-hand piffle masquerading as transgressive pop culture. If absinthe were sneakers, it would be a pair [...]

Textbook disclaimer stickers
and: for Gifts for Public School Teachers

Microsoft’s Earth deletes Apple HQ via. The Register

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Fergus Webber’s Observation Banquit (fwob): How to handle a web deisgner

Crying, while eating

Ten reasons why Bob Mould and Bobby Hill are the same person

Pint Lock from Ben & Jerry

The ingredients behind ‘Tastes Like Chicken’ on mkeonline.com
Also see: tastes like chicken: the best damn website in the universe

Star Wars – Mr Potato Head Darth Tater.
The review is here. Hee hee.