{"id":264,"date":"2010-01-04T10:37:37","date_gmt":"2010-01-04T14:37:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/?p=264"},"modified":"2010-01-04T10:38:36","modified_gmt":"2010-01-04T14:38:36","slug":"shell-cant-spell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/2010\/01\/04\/shell-cant-spell\/","title":{"rendered":"Shell Can&#8217;t Spell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Filled up at my local Shell station this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow I think they have the wrong person working as a copy editor for their pump displays<\/p>\n<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\">\n<dl id=\"attachment_265\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 730px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-265 \" title=\"THANK &lt;OU FOR$ SHOPPING WITH UW TODEY. $\" src=\"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/shell-cant-spell.jpg\" alt=\"THANK &lt;OU FOR$ SHOPPING WITH UW TODEY. $\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/shell-cant-spell.jpg 800w, http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/shell-cant-spell-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/>THANK &lt;OU FOR$ SHOPPING WITH UW TODEY. $<\/dt>\n<dd class=\"wp-caption-dd\"><\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Filled up at my local Shell station this morning. Somehow I think they have the wrong person working as a copy editor for their pump displays THANK &lt;OU FOR$ SHOPPING WITH UW TODEY. $<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":198,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor","tag-gas-station-fail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/198"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":268,"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions\/268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/d-n-i.com\/tidbits\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}